Disturbed as most of the rest of the motorsportinglingly inclined world no doubt is (apart, perhaps, from those frothing their leather walking shortzen at the impending return of Schumacher the Elder) by Spanky’s enthusiastic thrusting forward of He Who Believeth Not In Racing to take the FIA in an ever more reptilian direction, I am offering the following Microsoft Paint’d logoway (Bike Snob NYC is too good not to steal from) to the Ari Vatinen campaign.

Besides, Shorty the French would no doubt cramp the diminutive style of Shorty the Mad Brit in the gnome stakes. So it just wouldnt work.










